metaDRAMA: Manners

Just a quick observation to theatergoers, but if someone shushes you in a theater, don't shush them back. Not only is it asinine to take offense at someone for doing so, but the fact that they're shushing you at all should make it abundantly clear that you were too loud, for too long. Let's take this courtesy one step further: in the future, let the actors do the talking, k?