metaDRAMA: Twitter

And now, for no-one's enjoyment: here are some posts that would have gone on Twitter if in fact I were to use Twitter. (Which, thankfully, I do not.)

[NON-SEQUITUR]
Taking a large swallowable vitamin is like playing basketball in your mouth.

[on Pride and Predator]
Love will happen between deaths. Moments of non-death that pass for character development. Which is, I guess, what development is.

[CARYLITTER]
Caryl Churchill will be the first to twitter a play. Drunk Enough to Say I Love You to Seven Jewish Children hint at a pattern of fast writing and short drama.

[FLASH PORN]
Of course there's a Twatter. Some things are just too obvious.